Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Stages of Procrastination

Stage one: Good Intentions

I'll write a post next Thursday. Thursdays are awesome for post-writing.

Stage two: Putting Off

Oh, man! I planned to write today, but I forgot I actually have to live and stuff. Maybe I'll wait until a day when I don't have to... live.

Stage three: Epiphany

I have to live EVERYday, dangit! I have things to do, people to see, the furthest bounds of the internet to explore. My life is so hectic!

Stage four: Intense Melodrama

Why did I even start this train?! Why am I even calling it that?! What sort of crazy person am I?! I don't have time for this! I want it to be perfect! It'll never be perfect! Ihatetheinternetandmyfingersaretiredandmyeyeshurtandblogsarestupid!

Stage five: Denial

I don't have a blog.


Up next: A letter and some thoughts on it. But don't push me. :)

6 comments:

  1. "I don't have a blog."

    -- I was about to come to the same conclusion.:)

    Chuck B.

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  2. I'm feeling the same way these days...

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  3. "furthest bounds of the internet." Heh.

    Having a blog is like having a child that incessantly cries for attention but is never tended to. In real life, this would be child abuse... I don't think train abuse is nearly as serious of an offense.

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  4. soooooo familiar with this routine. And with the furthest bounds of the internet.


    'Having a blog is like having a child that incessantly cries for attention but is never tended to.'

    I think that's going to be my new blogging motto.

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  5. Don't feel bad. I just logged into my blog so I could follow yours and realized that the last time I logged into my blog was when we got home from Lebanon... a year and three months ago! My profile picture is of the three of us when Isaiah was only 3 months old! You are definitely WAY ahead of the game! :)

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  6. Blogs are great for when you have something on your mind & you can't sleep or when something exciting happens & you can't contain it. ;-)

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